BurgerQuest

The BurgerQuest Manifesto

1. No shenanigans. Just Burgers.
   
2. Cheese is acceptable, so long as it is not a special-order.
3. Condiments are acceptable, so long as they are not considered a special-order.
4. Fries are allowed.
1. Potato or Sweet Potato Fries Only.
2. In the event that fries are unavailable, house-made chips are an allowable replacement.
3. Parfaits are also allowed, in accordance with the universal tenants of Fajimora.
4. NO SLAW. EVER.
5. Side salads are for sissies. You aren’t a sissy, are you?
6. Beverages
1. Beer is the primary beverage of choice during BurgerQuest.
2. In the event that beer should be prohibited, the following are suitable alternatives:
1. Water
2. Sweet Tea (Again, you aren’t a sissy, are you?)
3. Any form of carbonated sugar water.
4. Milkshakes, in accordance with the universal tenants of Fajimora.