Moe and the Cornbread

Moe's BBQ: Free wifi, Blues, and $2 Pabst!

After wrangling the brothers Pate (note: Jose does not want cake) we set out on this blustery day to acquire a turkey sammich, jambalaya, and other spectacular viddles. The meal was great, and we left to return to the office. Then it began...

First a giant green egg came rolling down 29th at ramming speed firing pizza flavored ninja stars! We narrowly escaped using our knowledge of Gibson guitars to avoid the collision. Then a black GMC van came steaming around the corner only to throw glass bottles at us, because plastic would just have been counter intuitive.

Then the evil of all evils...
Walker Texas Ranger and his crotch gusseted action jeans, General Hummel, and John McClain rose to attack. Ten roundhouse kicks, 2 VX gas-armed rockets, and 4 dead terrorists later, beaten and bloody, we circumvented disaster and found refuge in the Brock.

We rendezvoused later for mission debriefing at an undisclosed location. It was stinky.

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